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VOTE FOR ME!! The Ed Awards!

Hi peeps! I’ve been nominated for Club Favourite Of them Year for the Ed Awards taking place at the Gentlemens Expo in New Orleans in August!!! Please go and vote for me!!

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Crowned Miss Nude Exotic Dancer North America 2014!! Part 1

Hello peeps! SO happy to announce that I was recently crowned Miss Nude Exotic Dancer NORTH EXPO9AMERICA at Deja Vu Showgirls in Las Vegas!! Along with the other titles of Hottest Stage Personality and Overall Best Show! Woot woot!! Have to say that I’m still flying high over the big win, in more ways than one. On this trip to Vegas I also got to see just how good of a friend my bestie, Justice, really is and got to create and deepen a few other friendships along the way. I finally got to meet the amazing Rio Rivers aka Gracie, who puts on all the big contests in the States and got a taste of the U.S. exotic dance scene, which has me intrigued even more! But all this goodness still did come along with some pretty crazy challenges as well….EXPO DANCE

At 4am on the Sunday morning I was loading my car, getting ready to pick up Justice and go to the airport. While I was loading, my keys fell out of my hoodie’s pocket and into my car un-noticed, until of course I close the hatchback and reach for my keys in my pocket only to realize what had just happened. SO, I call the 24/7 locksmith hotline and they said they’d call me back…I waited 15 mins with no phone call or an answer when I called them back.

I immediately call Justice and explain what happened. I then tell her, we’d have to take her car instead. At the moment she is one handed, she just had a major surgery on her wrist, so thank goodness she only lives 5 mins from me as she is not supposed to drive. I tell her that ALL my clothes and summer shoes are locked in my car, everything including toiletries, along with the two shows I was planning on doing, my Peacock and my Showgirl or Devil :/ and she responds, “I have LOTS of clothes! I’ll pack a bunch for you! What do you want? I have dresses, shoes, everything.” I then laugh out loud and respond, “I won’t fit in your stuff, you’re smaller than me!” She is mini! But she reassures me that it’ll all fit. SO, I grab 2 other costumes, Batman and new Superman, my make-up and some promo and away we go!

She comes to grab me, we stop at her place and grab her luggage with some outfits she put together for me and we dash out the door and get onto the highway heading to the U.S. border to catch our flight out of Bellingham. As we approach the border we read a sign that states that the border crossing is CLOSED-WTH??!! This particular border crossing was closed that early in the morning, so now the nearest one was 30 mins away…NOW we are cutting it too close for comfort. SERIOUSLY?! What is with this luck? I just kept thinking to myself that something wonderful was going to come out of all this.

I will say that through this entire ordeal though, we laughed and stayed so calm and collected. I mean really, what would stressing out do. Just try and keep our heads up with a positive attitude and be open to those lil miracles to flow in and help out. We were both probably a lil overtired from not sleeping at all so it made it easier to be light with the whole situation.

We finally make it to the other border crossing and OF COURSE there’s a line up AND we get hassled a lil from the officer. Of course! LOL By this time it really was comical. I felt like I was watching a movie. Finally we get through and we boot it to the airport! Justice was driving one armed, by her adamant own choice, and ‘would have’ just made our flight if it wasn’t for the wait and hassle at the border. She impressively pulled off getting us to the airport just as our flight was leaving for the runway. She made up really good time, we were so close! AND now I know what it feels like to be driving with a Nascar driver LOLEXPO6

SO we missed our flight. Still in positive spirits we had enough flirtiness within us to bat a few eyelashes and twiddle our hair with our fingers, to not have to pay the extra fare difference, nor did we have to pay for our overweight bags AND we were seated together in the emergency seats with LOTS of space! Yay, positive energy is now working is magic!

We arrive in Las Vegas, exhausted and excited all at the same time! A GREAT live that a taxi driver said to us was, There are no bad days, just bad moments.” Never allow your bad moments to become a bad day. Another lil splash of positivity to uplift our spirits :) We check into our suite at the Palms Place Hotel and it was GORGEOUS! I particularly loved the bathtub being in the middle of the room lol The producer from Naked Justice swung by with a few comedian friends and I thought it was funny to tell them they couldn’t come in right now because Justice is having a bath AND she’s in the middle of the room! lmao! And then I go over and shave her armpit, the one she can’t shave with her cast on on. You know you’re a true friend when….

She told me I was lucky…because she wasn’t performing I didn’t need to shave her box Bahahaha! I just replied with a great, big smile, “If I had to do it, you know I would in a heartbeat!” lol What are friends for? 😉

MEXICO

Here we go in Mexico!! I’m a little backdated with blogs BUT I’m now back on it and might as well get started with one heck of an adventure! A girlfriend of mine and I had to go to Mexico for one of ours bestie’s wedding and decided to go down a week early to have some fun and THAT we did. When we first arrived we went over to pick up our rental car and the rental car company wanted a $3000.00 deposit! WTH! But after messaging a few family members to confirm this, it seemed to be the norm and we soon found out why…the roads in Mexico are crap and there are giant speed-bumps everywhere! And when I say giant, I mean a mini hill. And they areSAMSUNG crazy drivers…absolutely nuts.  One night we were driving home and I was doing 60 km per hr, not too fast and a speed-bump came out of nowhere! I hit the speed-bump and we were airborne! My friend actually hit her head on the roof on the car as she was texting! I just thought to myself that I needed to keep control of the car when we land because that’s when accidents occur…losing control when you hit the road. As we hit the road we heard the front of the car scrape the ground and I had a flashback to the movie, ‘The Hangover.’ lol All we could do was laugh out asses off. I looked at heard and said, “Did any cops see that? If they did we are SO getting pulled over!” But nobody saw what had happened. When we pulled over to check the car there was a piece of plastic dangling from the front bumper and that was it. We just tucked it back up and we were off! Lucky!

Things got off to a great start when we checked into our hotel and asked the front desk guy if there were any nicer rooms available, with a few batting of the eyelashes, he upgraded us into a suite! It was AMAZING! I love Cancun! Hotel and car…check and CHECK!SAMSUNG

The third night we were there we decided to take a drive to see if anything was happening in town…and everything was happening! Time to park the car and have some fun! We made friends with an MC and a DJ who worked in the clubs and had VIP treatment the whole time we were there. After a long night of dancing the night away we leave the club and my girlie was going 80 in a 60 zone, so I told her to slow down. Cops in Mexico will try and pull you over for anything  so we needed to be careful BUT too late….a cop driving beside  us went onto his megaphone saying, “Please pull your vehicle over now..” OH crap!

So for the next 45 minutes my friend was pleading with the officer not to arrest us. He was gong to take us in for drinking and driving, even though she only had one drink at the beginning of the night and really…they care about that in Mexico? lol We knew that he might be persuaded with a little cash pay out BUT all we had left from our night was 60 pesos! Ummm yes, that’s peanuts, that’s around $4.00 US! LOL We kept batting our eyelashes and did the girlie thing praying to God that he wouldn’t arrest us. We even offered to buy him dinner the next day. “Come and hang out with us for a nice dinner.”  😀 Finally he states that he won’t arrest us but he would have to take my friend’s license  and she’d have to pay $250 USD at the police station the next day. SO, here we go again…plead, plead, plead!! Bat eyelashes, bat eyelashes, bat eyelashes! I was channeling Marilyn Monroe in this moment! Eventually he gave her license back, TOOK the 60 pesos and let us go. But not before we lost our car key and asked him if he took it. He then was looking for our key with his flashlight under our car when I found it under my leg. My friend just giggled an ‘almost busted’ kind of giggle and said, That’s why I’m the designated driver tonight.” *Double perma-grins* 😀 He then escorted us back to our hotel and gave us his name just in case we got pulled over again. Holy ‘Sweating bullets!’ME and Rach

Our days in Cancun consisted of bikinis at the poolside with pina coladas and each night was always something new. After a twisting of my rubber arm by my friend and the guy who got us into the club, I decided to compete in the Palazzo pole dancing championships. The guy told me that there was one girl who had an amazing body who’s local and wins a lot but that if I could do stuff on the pole, I’d win cuz she doesn’t do anything on the pole. Well, that night there were a few girls who could do pole tricks so the competition was steep. But I had an edge….I call them Thelma and Louise. 😀 I asked my friend if I could use her bra seeing that I wasn’t wearing one with my summer dress (And she showed my just how true of a friend she was…her shirt was see through AND she is NOT a dancer who is used to showing that off lol) and when doing my pole dance I took off my dress and performed my tricks in  a sexy thong and her sexy black bra. And of course, ‘the girls’ were out in full support…well, popping out, more like it. And when it came down to the audience vote, I took the cake! Won $200, whoohoo! Then the next day you’ll never guess what happened….I was in the newspaper. Yes, the article was ranting on how the Palazzo hires professional dancers for their contests and there’s a big picture of me in a superman hold on the pole with a huge, treasure cat smile on my face! OMG…really? Why would they put that in the newspaper..I have no effin idea but they stopped the pole dancing contest after that happened and they haven’t had it since. I even met another dancer, Kennedy Cage, who knows the same people we were hanging out with because she lived down there for a while (yes, small world) and she said they STILL don’t have the contest and she heard about that. Oops. I was just a tourist having fun and I happened to have some skills….what? Who me?

We decided to go down to Playa Del Carmen for a night to hang out with the MC and his Dj friends and once again, my rubber arm was twisted to compete in a bikini contest….and I won that, too. I was making a paycheck while in Mexico with the winnings lol SO MUCH FUN. I always wondered what the hotel staff thought of us, strolling in every morning at about 6…lol Each morning when the valet guy took our car all he would say is, “Good night??” and we’d smile and say, “Great night!” lol There was even one early morning when we locked ourselves out of our room but our feet hurt so much from heels that we went to the front desk in bare feet, needing to pee and probably looked disheveled from our night out. Take into consideration, we were staying at a nice resort with mostly families and couples…the Sesame Street song, “One of these things just doesn’t belong here, ” played in my mind at that very moment. LOL

And this was week one…..week two, WELL, not sure if I’m going to write about week two just yet but it was even crazier than week one on a whole other scale. It really could’ve been ‘Bridesmaids 2’.

Sibbald…One building, 10 people and a Cow

SAMSUNGSAMSUNGSo I had a week off and my agent asked me if I wanted to go to Sibbald….where?? I have never even heard of this place. He starts laughing and says it’s along the Saskatchewan and Alberta boarder and the population is about 10…and a cow LOL What the heck? He said that it’s out in farm country and there aren’t any venues where they have dancers for 3 hours each direction, so a tiny little pub brings in girls as a treat for the farmers in the surrounding community and it actually gets quite busy, worth the trip.

So being as adventurous as I am 😉 and always up for something new and another place to cultivate a loyal, appreciative following, I say YES! Bring on the cow!

Well, he wasn’t kidding, there was only one building and a few houses. When I met the owner and his girlfriend they were wonderful, made me feel at home right away as small town peeps do. They had a black lab cross who ended up being my buddy during my stay there. But sure enough, word spreads fast about me coming to town and people start rolling in. As I said before, I LOVE country boys!! It was Easter weekend so could’ve gone either way in terms of bringing in an audience but it was banging! I had an amazing 2 days 😀 And went through SO much promo it was like working a full week!

AND…I got a speeding ticket! Batting of the eyelashes didn’t work at all 😛 Lucky though, cuz I actually started to slow down right before I saw the cop so he got me going slower than I actually was. He was like, “I know what driving these roads are like..” In my head I was like, “BOARING…ya think?” But then he proceeded to tell me there were a lot of deer along that road and we wouldn’t want something to happen to me. Of course not, I’m the entertainment for the week! lol I told him he should stop by for a beer….lol

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LOL Silly

Got a few messages asking for updates! Sorry peeps, lots of traveling, putting together a new fitness routine, learning some new circus stuff and long shifts at work have had my energy consumed this last month. But have had a ton of fun and amusing episodes, I’ll share a few. I was at the Budoir Rouge my first two weeks back here in Alberta and as I mentioned before it’s at the top of my list of places to work. It is evolutionary in the strip club industry and one place where I go to work and it doesn’t feel like work. On the weekends they hand out these LED flashing light sticks to all the customers and with the music pumping, everyone raises their sticks in the air matching the rhythym of the beat…it’s like being in a rave!vegas

I had a very entertaining girl sharing my room with me, she had me laughing all the week. Great attitude and we had some common beliefs about the Laws Of Attraction. I’m totally going to de-glamorize dancers here BUT it’s hilarious. She was having the worse gas ever LMAO and as a courtesy, kept popping out of the change room to let them go. (A VERY nice courtesy lol) Well, one time she popped out and let one rip one as one of the male dancers was walking by! One she thought was pretty hot! Bahahaha

This same girl would also hike up her frilly pink, full bummed panties over her hip bone, slouch her arms forward rounding out her back and in a Russian accent say, ” I am from Ukraine…I work hard and need money for my fam-i-ly!” Her timing was impeccable, the club’s owner happened to be walking by our change-room at the time with our door wide open! Ahhh nothing like being silly at work. She also didn’t click very well with the other girl in our change-room and every time the girl would come into the change-room and do something that annoyed her, she’d start playing self help youtube videos on how to deal with annoying people! Being the mediator I ‘try’ to be at times, I told her to just let the other girl know she was doing things that were bothering her and she felt were disrespectful. An example, being very messy and having her mess all over the other girls station and costumes….AND eventually she did. And of course, the other dancer apologized sweetly and all was good. Then she started playing self help videos on how to make more money! 😀

A Wild and Hedonistic Night At the Budoir Rouge

Awesome din time show! The rockin audience is an indication that people are in the mood to parteee! Had this wild bunch of business men clapping along to each song just gets me even more into my show and entertaining such an enthusiastic audience. Now taking a lil break before my evening shows, gonna have a hot bubble bath, do some deep stretching and rest up for 2nite! Feelin feisty and ready 2 rock the stage at the Budoir and even get in some hot n steamy dances! 2nite’s one of my fave night’s…alll the lasers, smoke and lighting is off the hook, 2 main stages with showgirls, LOTS of sexy go-go dancers all over the bar and male dancers! The energy is SO SEXY and hedonistic…nakedness and sparkles everywhere and for all audiences XD

censored poster #2 angelIt evolutionary in strip clubs…feels like a club in Vegas or Europe. Also working with a concentual motoboatist this week LOL She’ll only motorboat beautiful breats with permission…as I found out 😉

How polite…te-he-he!

Happy V-Day! Gettin Spoiled at the Budoir Rouge This Week :D

Once again all over the map! From Oz I came home to Vancouver for a few days then it was off to Miami then Fort St. John, Victoria, Alberta, Winnipeg and now back in Calgary!. LOVED Florida as I always do. The energy is electric, sexy and passionate. It’s actually one place that I always enjoy and have seemed to have a connection to. I am actually considering buying a place down there cuz I feel so at home whenever I’m there. I usually go to Florida once a year and have been traveling there for the last 13 years. Yep, the Sunshine State is my fave place!

I’m now back at the Budoir Rouge in Calgary, one of my fave places (have you caught on yet..I only work at my fave places lol) and having a rocking week! I just love this club, the staff, the energy…I have a lot of fun on AND off the stage) I’m seriously gettin spoiled at the Budoir this week :) Extremely generous gents making this Valentine’s Day SO special! Just when I thought it was gonna be another uncelebrated V-dayand am sucking up yet another V-Day flying solo I have a few customers that are making this year’s love day so fun and enjoyable! Muuuah! I received a Danier leather jacket along with a few other girls in the line up (perfect fit-good eye for size! THANKS Frank!), yellow sapphire earring and nose ring (Thanks Mike!) and some deeeliscious Belgium Peanut Buttter Cup Chocolates (THANKS SO MUCH Bob-I’ve enjoyed every last bite! The way to a woman’s heart! And yes, they are all gone!)  SAMSUNG

I haven’t celebrated a Valentine’s Day for about 7-8 years…and the last time I did celebrate it was with one of my besties, Jenni LOL It was very NO-MAN-TIC lol Have  to say though, she knows me well, she gave some very thoughtful presents, better than any ex! I mean, the Marilyn Manson tickets I got one year were off the hook; it was the Dope Show concert and it was freaking AMAZING…BUT concert tickets thrown on the kitchen counter isn’t really romantic :/ And honestly, each year as I’ve always been on my own for this day, I bounce back and forth between the perspectives with nonchalance of, “It’s great to have the world celebrate love one day out of the year. And I love the romantic notions that surround it,” to the other thought of, “Who really cares anyway. It’s an over-commercialized day of the year for Hallmark and other businesses to make an extra profit; just a cash grab. You should be celebrating love every day of the year, dammit!” WELL…it sure sounds great but really it’s all CRAP! Most women DO want to have this day acknowledged and to feel special, desirable and a lil spoiled with romance. Any girl who says not to get her anything….LIES! LMAO Make sure you take the time to be thoughtful and spend this special day doing and expressing it in a special way. Sure, you should jhave days where you do lil things like that year round regardless of needing a specific date with a label on it but really, how often does that happen…

I forgot just how nice it is to be thought of and a lil spoiled on V-Day, thank you all for reminding me of just how great it really does feel. It made my week :*

And Men out there involved with a woman, DEFINITELY take the time to put a lil thought into this day, it will get you ENORMOUS brownie points..and maybe even a lil hot n steamy action 😉

 

Been Making a List and Checking It Twice!

Happy Holidays everyone! Making a list and checking it twice….

Here’s a look at a recent purchase I made from Victoria Secret….I received a generous egift card from a big fan out of Winnipeg as a pre holiday gift and made LOTS of sexy purchases! And to show my appreciation he will get some personalized thank u photos :)

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Last days in Oz, Back in Van Then Off to Miami!

Working in Oz this time around definitely has been my most successful trip to date on every level. Reconnecting with my absolutely amazing, loyal and enthusiastic audiences, deepening some of my previous friendships and creating some new ones. The energy in the changeroom was a lot more positive and fun compared to my last trips. The girls were a riot to hang out with and kept me entertained most of the time with their light hearted playfulness. Of course there was a little drama..not always gonna escape that,but it’s book material, not blog material so I’ll leave it at that.

I had three new costumes made by the amazing, Julian Dean! So exciting!  I’ll post pics soon. And these new shows are already receiving an enormous positive response…especially Catwoman. I performed it for my last show at the Crazy Horse and it was off the hook! Two regular customers who were going out for a cigarette stopped in their tracks when they saw me on stage and stayed to watch the show. Afterwards the one gentlemen said that was the best show he’d seen in a long time…and he has seen a lot of great feature shows. He actually said it was right up there alongside one of my friend’s, Dinah Might’s burglar show! Loved that!! Yep, there is nothing better than a show that brings down the house! It’s that moment (remember, I call it the sweet spot-where you are completely connected with the audience) that I live for, that energetic exchange throughout my display of creative expression; Drawing the audience in and making them feel like they are a part of my show. I had many shows like this which was incredible cuz the Aussie audiences are so much more reserved then Canadian audiences BUT I broke them outta their shells! lol It only took a ‘few’ trips!

My last day Madsion Cue and I went to the beach to soak up some beautiful sun and became quite a spectacle. It all started with a group of footy players coming over and wanting their picture taken with us. We thought it was cute so we obliged. But then two Asian guys came over and they wanted their pictures taken with us….and then a dude brought his baby over! Umm, yes, his baby! He asked me to hold the lil guy for a picture and it didn’t stop there….two other boys came over with their sister followed by a group of guys from Amsterdam! And of course we get on the topic of who has the better pot. LOL I personally don’t smoke pot but I heard ours is better. When I was in Jamaica and cab driver was trying to tell sell me some pot (yes, really) and then he asked me where I was from. When I said Vancouver, he replied, “Ohhhh…iry mon, nevermind, this is noting compared to your gonga.” LOL Anyway, Madison and I were killing ourselves laughing at the spectacle we had become on the beach. Then she looks over at me and says, “It’s cuz you have big boobs.” I burst out laughing! It reminded me of the same comment a wise old crab says to me whenever I tell him how much I love a place and how nice the people are. “It’s cuz you have big boobs..” Just to ruffle my feathers….really, I’m a nice person and that’s why everyone’s nice to me 😛 But then I turn to Madison and say, “Maybe it’s cuz your wearing a thong…AND you have a great butt” LMAO These Adelaide peeps don’t see much T N A out and about like that! I told her just to use her French accent like she doesn’t know people in Adelaide don’t wear g-strings on the beach! “What do mean..monseur?” :*

It was a nice farwell dinner with a group of lovely ladies, including my bestie, Candi, who I was gonna pack in my luggage and bring her home with me. All of who I connected with along with one ol gent, Rob, who was my own personal chauffeur turned friend. It was margaritas and Mexican fiesta at one of my fave restaraunts to end the trip on a high note. And of course, watching Vonni’s show which entailed not only her amazing performance but performances from a couple of up and coming drag queens, who by the way were great!! Another trip down, many more to go! Up next, home for a week then Miami! Until we meet again, my fave Aussies! Thank you for making this trip above and beyond my best visit yet!

Pleasant surprise-Appearing In the 2013 Keystone Calendar :D

WhooHoooo! Was pleasantly surprised to see that my pic was selected to appear in the Keystone’s Calendar 2013 and it’s one of my most fave places to grace the stage! Georgie’s Pub in the Keystone Motor Inn located in Brandon, Manitoba. And alongside me are two of my good friends, Dinah Might and Madison Cue!! Exxxcellent calendar!