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The North Star and the Feature Star.

When I first hit the circuit, I was a firecracker from Fort McMurray—raw, jagged, and carrying a chip on my shoulder the size of a Canadian winter. Coming out of that “rough-and-tumble” oil town, I felt like I had to have my guard up at all times. I moved with an aggressive, “prove-it” energy, a byproduct of the North that made me a technical powerhouse but a social icebox. My agents kept booking me alongside Blue Jean, a legendary feature of the era. Looking back, I see their strategy: they were trying to pair my “drill sergeant” intensity with her effortless grace, hoping some of her warmth would melt my icy exterior. I was a “brat” in the way only a talented rookie can be. I had the dance background, the flexibility, and the drive. I’d hit the stage and launch into a war of attrition with the pole—handstands snapping into violent splits, gravity-defying spins, and sheer athletic force. I’d leave the stage dripping in sweat, heart hammering against my ribs, expecting a standing ovation. Instead, I’d get a smattering of polite claps and a few stray dollars.

The Mystery of the Plaid Shirt

Then, Blue Jean would glide out. She wasn’t wearing thousands of dollars in Swarovski crystals or elaborate feathers. She wore a simple red-and-white plaid shirt, knotted at the waist, and frayed denim cut-offs. She didn’t even touch the pole. She just… walked. And the room exploded. It was infuriating. I’d watch from the wings, my “Resting Bitch Face” firmly in place, thinking, How? They were throwing money like it was confetti. They were begging for encores. She had them leaning over the stage, captivated by a woman who was barely breaking a sweat while I was out there doing Cirque du Soleil maneuvers for pennies. Finally, the bratty armor cracked. I realized that if I wanted to be a “big wig” in this game, I had to stop competing and start learning. I approached her, feeling smaller than I liked to admit. “Can I pick your brain?” I asked, my voice lacking its usual edge. “How do you do it? I’m working myself to death out there and getting nothing. You walk out in a flannel shirt and own the room.” She didn’t gloat. She gave me a smile that felt like a warm hearth in a blizzard.”It’s simple, honey,” she whispered. “Eye contact and a smile. I make every man in that room feel like I am dancing for him, and only him. “I actually laughed. “No way. It’s not that easy. She just winked. “That’s the secret sauce. “

The Hardest Move of All

The next night, I was armed with the “secret,” but implementing it felt like trying to speak a foreign language. I went out for my first set, found a customer in the front row, and tried to lock eyes. I crumbled instantly. I was hit with a wave of paralyzing shyness I hadn’t expected. Looking at a person—really seeing them—was a thousand times harder than a handstand into a split. It felt too intimate, too vulnerable. My face felt stiff, my smile probably looked more like a snarl. I realized my “serious performer” persona was actually just a shield I used to hide behind. I had to get creative. I started playing a game with myself: I’d look at a customer and think of something hilarious—a memory, a joke, anything to trigger a genuine reflex. The moment I let out a real, spontaneous laugh and caught someone’s eye, the atmosphere in the club shifted. It was like a circuit had finally been completed. The customer beamed back, his posture relaxed, and he reached for his wallet. The connection was the currency.

The Game Changer

That realization changed everything. I stopped “performing” and started “courting.” I dedicated my entire first song to the audience—no tricks, no acrobatics, just eye contact and genuine smiles. I learned to weave through the crowd, acknowledging the person, not just the room. The results were astronomical. I could follow an aerialist who had just done a world-class routine, and by simply making the audience feel seen, I’d triple her tips. And the best part? When I finally did drop into a fancy spin or a power move, the roar from the crowd was deafening. Because now, they weren’t just watching a girl do a trick; they were cheering for a friend. I walked into that industry as a technician from the North, but Blue Jean taught me how to be a star.

Features and Getting Booked

In light of the many complaints and concerns coming from the feature community due to the lack of bookings, I thought I’d share a more in depth response. First off, yes, the economy has shifted and it has slowed things down a bit, however, this is the dynamic of our industry and it flows up and down and always has. That is a contributing factor for sure. But when I came down to the States 6 years ago, showgirls weren’t getting booked at all. Only a few would get bookings but they still had xxx adult film star credits. It was an adult film star monopoly when it came to feature bookings. I was actually told by other features that getting my visa would be a waste of money because I wouldn’t get booked as a no name showgirl in the U.S without any adult film credits……challenge accepted!

After receiving my approval for my work visa, I relocated down to Florida part time and awaited for the floodgates to open! I had both Danny, the agent from Centerfolds and Frank from Continental, tell me that there was a place for me and my crazy shows down here in the US and a lot of clubs would want me. At the time, Danny only had 3 bookings for me. So, I waited…and waited…and waited. I soon began to realize that my success would heavily rely on myself and what I could generate, not just from an agent. This was familiar territory for me, as I have booked all of my international tours and tours in Eastern Canada for the last decade. So, I had gone digging into my boxes, found every business card to every club manager/owner that I had been given to at different events over the 2 previous years and starting contacting them. I also signed on with Sinational Features, which wasn’t common at that time, as most features were exclusive to one agency. Yes, a no name showgirl who wa being unconventional with non-exclusivity and booking herself, as I said before, challenge accepted! Slowly but surely, bookings were coming in.

At each booking I went above and beyond with my shows, as I always had, whether there were 5 people or 100, you still get a full on, ’Janine Jericho,’ show. One club owner said that I was consistently great and that it wasn’t common. If the club was quiet, features would do a, ‘lazy’ show. But I learned back in Canada that when the club is quiet, is exactly when you really need bring it because that’s when management and the staff are watching. And my showprice doesn’t pro-rate to the crowd, it’s the same with each show, so, Ive always believed in giving my best every time. As a showgirl, I also had to build my following from the ground up. This included a push on social media for that city I was featuring in and walking around and meeting and greeting the customers who were in the club and giving them cards with my social media on it. Spending some time with them, so they’d be excited for when I came back and usually, they’d bring their friends in. Chatting and taking photos with the house dancers, inspiring them, giving a little guidance to those that asked for it and cross promotion on our social medias. This is how I grew my followings in Canada and Australia and knew it’d also work within the US. So, when I’d go back to a booking, it’d always be busy with more fans excited to me, which in turn, makes me even more excited to return. I had been rebooked at every booking I did for the following 6 years, minus the States that were closed during Covid.

It was a big effort to maintain a steady, back to back touring schedule and it was a combined effort of self generated bookings and working with the agents. It took me 5 months to figure it out but once I did, I had become one of the most booked feature showgirls consistently since coming down here, which was an amazing feat considering I was told that clubs didn’t book showgirls before I came to the U.S. Most clubs had been fed a thick diet of adult film stars, so, they weren’t interested in booking showgirls, who they claimed, didn’t have the same draw\following and the quality of shows were inconsistent from entertainer to entertainer. They said some showgirls were house dancers in a costume, why should they pay for that, especially when they have beautiful house dancers who were also great on the pole and PAYING THE CLUB to work there. They didn’t see the need for features. Even winning a major title or award didn’t seem to do much. I had seen many Miss Nude Worlds or Entertainer of the Year, with bleak touring schedules during their reign, when one would assume that such a huge title would guarantee a full year’s touring schedule. But I will add, other than the features complaining on not getting booked, there could be personal reasons for each entertainer and them choosing not to tour during their reign.

Another agent reached out to.me and said he was booking me into a club in Vegas called, Sapphire, and they were one of these chains that didn’t believe in booking showgirls.. He told me to blow them away and show them why they should book showgirls, and so I did! Bumblebee made an appearance and they still talk about it to this day! After that, they opened their minds and began booking more showgirls. Things for about 2.5 years had improved and showgirls started to get booked more and more frequently.

Later on, I found out that some of the club owners I had reached out to about booking me had contacted the clubs I had performed at previously to see how I was as a feature. It was those great reviews that helped tip the scale in my direction and solidify those bookings at clubs that had never heard of me before. All of that extra ground work at each booking was paying off in ways I didn’t even think of.

Here I am now and for the first time in 15 years, have blocked off touring for Jan-May, except for something special, like an international booking, event or personal favor. My other income avenues are doing very well and I love waking up in my own bed, in paradise, every day. Before moving, I’d be home for 3 days before I’d get eager about going back out on the road. I start iching to leave, having had enough downtime lol I guess I enjoyed the momentum and perhaps didn’t love being at home as much as I had thought. I am so comfortable in my new space that I don’t want to leave! I’ve even pushed my May bookings back. So, needless to say, my touring days are actually winding down…by choice. I’m at a point in my career where I’m turning work away.

For the entertainers out there struggling, I want you to know that you can overcome this and you can fill up your schedule but YOU are going to have to put in the work yourself, in the business side of things. If you’re relying on an agent or a club owner that has a chain of clubs to keep you booked, you’re going to get stuck. You’ll have huge gaps in your schedule. It’s like putting all of your eggs in one basket. Once that tour is done, then what? There are thousands of clubs nationwide that you can reach out to. You also need to put in some of your own leg work on building up your following and getting your name out there. If you’re relying solely on the club to advertise you, once again, you could get stuck with a soft weekend. I don’t think the industry is over saturated. There are thousands of clubs. I think that the ones currently booking features are being extremely selective. They don’t want entertainers that are drama, have attitudes, dont have an appealing online presence and are rude to the staff and house dancers, they don’t want basic, you need to be able to offer something different to their beautiful and talented house dancers, they want interactive, no drug use-even weed and minimal alcohol, professional and on time, not blaming the club for things within your control…of course these may sound like no brainers but really think of yourself and how you are with each of these.

The industry is shifting and we need to shift with it. If you’ve always struggled to get booked, there could be reasons for that and you need to really investigate all avenues and ask why you aren’t getting booked and look at those who are and see what they’re doing differently. There needs to be some accountability on your part as well, as it’s not always the agents. At the end of the day the GMs and club owners have final say on who they want.

Publications and Podcasts


Kiss My Curvy Assets – The Podcast – EP14 – Badass Babes Empowering One Another ft Janine Jericho https://open.spotify.com/episode/4XfQHTIwBomtWZErSw1iiW?si=YFSFm2V9Tky18GMwR73pLw&utm_source=native-share-menu
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
https://exoticdancer.com/first-ever-one-night-only-edi-final-at-expo-2021/#
 
Strip Mall Magazine:
https://strip-magazine.com/featured-dancer/janine-jericho/
 
Xcitement Magazine:
http://www.8xcitement.com/072020/#p=4

Wild Vixens Mag Followed My Shows At the Nightmoves Event

Hey Friends! You can check out my publication in Wild Vixens Magazine now! If you download a hard copy, I will personally autograph it for you whenever I’m in your city performing.

You can upload a digital version or order a hard copy here:  https://www.magcloud.com/browse/issue/1732212?__r=444404

Interview Up in Strip Magazine!

Hot off the press!! I just had an interview with Rochelle Chetwynd, owner of Showgirls International and who writes for Strip Magazine!! I loved some of the questions she asked in this one

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SPONSORED BY CLUB VIXEN!

Hi friends,

I have been Proudly sponsored by Club Vixen in Brisbane, Queensland, Australia!!! I am thrilled by this as this venue is amazing! I met the club manager, Scarlett Rose, along with her staff while I competed at the Exotic Angels competition last year and their positive energy was outstanding! I actually posted about them on my social media as I was so impressed with how they supported all of the competitors and were such a delight to be around.

Not to mention sexiness overload!! I cant wait till I go there later in the year to feature at their club. Please *Like* their Facebook page, Club Vixen and follow them on IG @scar.hilton

WILD VIXEN’S MAG FEATURE

Hi everyone, I am being featured in this month’s issue of Wild Vixens Magazine!! You can buy a digital copy after Feb 11h, 2018 at www.vixensmedia.net HUGE thank you to Lewi Young for considering me ? We go waaay back to when I came back to the dancing industry after a long hiatus and worked at the Crazy Horse in Adelaide, Australia, my very first booking back in the game! I’ve always adored, Lewi and we have the same sense of humour. I am happy to see his evolvement within the industry with his publications and honoured to grace the pages of this issue ?

I have a few publications coming out soon, all from three different industries!! Woot woot! Triple Crown ? Fitness~Pin Up~Exotic? I will keep you all posted as each one is released and available. I also have a calendar and a book in the works!

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Age Ain’t Nothing But a Number

The Gravity Train: Defying the Expiration Date

The question has become a recurring theme in my “civilian” life over the last two weeks. Friends—the ones safely tucked into 9-to-5s—tilt their heads with that look of concerned curiosity.

“So,” they ask, “how much longer can you really do this? There’s a shelf life, right? You can’t dance forever.”

I usually let out a laugh that rattles the glassware. “Why not?” I fire back. “I’ll be the vintage legend on that stage, popping wheelies in a diamond-encrusted wheelchair at 102! My spark doesn’t have an odometer, and let’s be clear—the girls are still fabulous.”

But when the laughter dies down, my tone shifts to something steeled and certain. I am the absolute wrong person to ask about ‘winding down.’ Just when the world expects a woman in this industry to fade into the background, my career has hit a sonic boom. I’ve secured a US work visa and a three-year international touring schedule that would make a rock star sweat. I’m not just ‘still working’; I’m gaining momentum. I’m turning away contracts because I’m overbooked. I dance now because I can, not because I must. This isn’t just a job anymore—it’s the gravy train, and I’m the conductor.

The Myth of the ‘Pasture’

Let’s crack this can of worms wide open: Fuck the misogynistic fairy tale that a woman’s sexual currency devalues the moment she hits twenty-five. That’s a patriarchal relic, a dusty way of thinking that ignores the reality of the feminine peak.

In my experience, a woman’s sensuality is like a fine spirit—it needs time to burn off the impurities of youth to reveal the depth underneath. True sex appeal isn’t just skin tautness; it’s being tuned in, turned on, and unshakably confident.

Ten years ago, the industry used to put dancers ‘out to pasture’ by twenty-seven. But back then, the culture was different—it was a blur of late nights, hard drinking, and neglect. Today, we are the era of the ‘Athletic Feminine.’ We take care of ourselves from the inside out. I see it in fitness competitions where women (+35) aren’t just competing against girls half their age—they’re winning. We are proving that beauty isn’t a countdown; it’s a craft.

The Changing Room War

The reality of this “age gap” hit home recently when I was booked as the feature alongside two younger dancers. They were visibly agitated by my much higher show price and Feature spot on the schedule, and they decided to use the only weapon they thought they had: my age. The dressing room air was thick with snide comments and pointed barbs designed to make me feel like a relic.

One of them came off stage, her face flushed with frustration. She slumped into her chair and sneered at me. “Don’t expect much out there. Those guys wouldn’t tip me because they said I was old enough to be their mother. I don’t know how they’ll handle you.”

I just smiled, adjusted my pirate hat, and walked out towards the stage..

I knew exactly how they’d handle me. I hit that stage and the room transformed. It wasn’t just dancing; it was a masterclass in connection. While she had made six dollars, I made four hundred and thirty. The stage was literally carpeted in bills.

When I walked back into the dressing room, the silence was deafening. She was vibrating with rage. “I don’t get it!” she yelled. “I’m younger than you!”

I paused, letting the weight of the moment settle.

“Yes,” I said, my voice calm but razor-sharp. “You are younger than me. But that is the only card you’re holding. Younger doesn’t mean better, it only means younger. Not more talented. It doesn’t mean more beautiful, more fit, or more captivating. It just means ‘younger.’ And if that’s your only card to play, you’re going to get annihilated. Because us OGs? We’re playing with a full fucking deck. Next time, instead of taking shots, I suggest you take notes.”

The Final Word

As if the universe wanted to drive the point home, she had to follow my set for the rest of the week. The following week I had crossed paths with those girls and the snark had evaporated. Both girls eventually apologized, realizing that the “Feature” title isn’t handed out—it’s earned through years of honing the “secret sauce” of performance. 

I’ve never been haunted by a number on a calendar. My only concern is maintaining the temple of my health and the fire in my soul. As long as the audience is roaring and the stage lights are calling, I’m not going anywhere. I’m exactly where I’m supposed to be.

 

Baby Janine aka Wild Orchid lmao to current Janine Jericho

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This topic has come up a few times over the last 2 weeks with some friends outside of the industry, so thought I’d write my thoughts on the elephant in the room, so to speak. My friend says, “So, how much longer are you going to do this for? What’s the length a girl can dance for? You can’t do this forever.” I burst out laughing, “WHYYYY NOT?! I can be the vintage stripper on the stage doing walker tricks and popping wheelies in my wheelchair when I’m 102!! My energy, my sparkle and my titties will always be fabulous! 😀

Then I proceed with my more serious tone, “I am the wrong person to ask that question to. Here I STILL am and going strong. Just when I think I’m ready to wind things down, settle my roots…my career gains more momentum and reaches even greater heights that I didn’t know were capable, like getting a US work visa and a solid touring schedule for 3 years. Plus, I’m still having a blast! I love performing and creating my new shows. I am still so passionate, I’m not over it, yet. I have had a loooong, very fulfilling and fruitful career that I am grateful for. I have everything I want, I am firmly established, so I’m good to hang up the stilletos at any point.  This for me, is now the gravy train. When it’s time to move into fitness full time, I’m ready, but why would I when I am having so much consistent success and at a point where I am turning work away, not the other way around? Winning contests and titles, touring internationally, booked to headline events, high in demand, etc. This is my first week off in a year! And I am booked until the end of this year! I dance because I can and I love it, not because I need to.

And now that we are here, in this discussion, let’s open this can of worms right up! LOL Fuck the misogynist perception that a woman loses her sex appeal, sexuality and beauty once she hits 25 or 30. Screw that patriarchal and old way of thinking. From my experience, a woman’s sex appeal and sexuality only enhances with age…I know mine has!! Being tuned in, turned on and confident within yourself. Women should be celebrated in every phase of life and I am a leading example of that. Other OG features are following my lead and also killing it within the industry. One of my feature friends even came out of retirement! I am a feminine, athletic energy. I am waaay better now, in all areas, than I was when I was 20. 10-15 years ago, agents would put a dancer out to pasture once she moved beyond the 25-27 year old mark lol but back then girls would party a lot, do drugs and drink, not really take care of themselves. You can have longevity and sustainability if you take care of yourself from the inside-out. Even in some recent fitness competitions women who were masters (+35) were taking top placings in the open category against girls half their age! YES!!! Sex appeal is ageless and women of all shapes and sizes are sexy and beautiful. Good bye to the era that had women shamed for age, body type, ethnicity. This is a new era where women celebrate themselves and each other…..and men, too! Build each other up, not tear each other down. EmpowHer!!! As long as my audiences are coming out and enjoying my shows, I am not going anywhere until another venture sparks my soul.

I was working with these 2 dancers, who were upset because I was the feature and getting paid a much higher showprice than them. They would make age comments in the changeroom, to try and make me feel insecure, such a typical thing to do. At one point of the dancers came off stage and said, “Those guys weren’t tipping because they said I was old enough to be their mother. I don’t know how they’ll be with you.”

Well, I did lol I went on stage and they made it raaiiiinnn!!  She made $6 I made $430. After my show, I came into the changerrom and she was SO angry! She yelled, “I don’t get it! I’m younger than you!”

That’s when I said, “YES..you ARE younger than me…but that’s it. Younger DOESN’T mean better. It only means, younger. It doesn’t mean: more talented, more beautiful, more sexy, more appealing, more fit….it ONLY means, younger. And if ‘Younger,’ is the only card you’ve got, you’ll be annihilated, because most of us OG features are playing with a full fucking deck. So, I suggest that instead of taking shots, you should be taking notes.”

And as fabulous karma would have it, that entertainer had to follow my shows all week LOL I’m the feature for a reason, people are coming in to see me and my shows. This was my audience. I will say, that I did work with these two entertainers again a few weeks later and they both apologized for their behavior. I personally, have never been hung up on age. It’s not something that I’ve ever been bothered by or worried about. I concern myself with being a great performer and maintaining total health and well being. 

Baby Janine aka Wild Orchid lmao to current Janine Jericho

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Breaking the Stereotypes

Peeling the Onion: The Showgirl vs. The Stigma

Over the last few weeks, the “elephant in the room” has been following me around. Despite how I conduct myself, the shadow of a tired, dusty stereotype occasionally tries to dim my light. It’s time to peel back a few layers of the onion and talk about what it actually means to be a modern Showgirl.
I have always prided myself on my “Elite” status. My stage isn’t just a platform; it’s a high-production theater. I think in terms of Las Vegas—huge, exquisite costumes, fire performing, aerial hoop, and the kind of high-octane showmanship that leaves an audience breathless. Beyond the stage, I am a creator: a singer-songwriter who managed her own band, a stunt performer in the film industry, and a personal trainer who designs roadmaps for other people’s transformations.
What I love about this career isn’t just the applause. It’s the Sweet Spot—that electric moment of total connection where I am an empowered woman, fully tapped into my sensuality and athleticism, inviting the audience on an erotic journey. I’m not some “dysfunctional party girl” running from a broken past. I come from a foundation of love. I am a national-level natural athlete. I am a businesswoman first, and an artist second.
The “Gifts” and the Great Divide

Recently, a comment sparked this fire in me. Someone suggested that receiving gifts or having a “wishlist” equated to being a high-priced escort. At first, I laughed—it was so profoundly ignorant. There is an epic difference between an elite, headlining performer doing gravity-defying acrobatics in a costume that costs more than most people’s cars, and the world of sex work.
In this business, “fans” are exactly that: fans. They express appreciation for the art, the inspiration, and the show. I make more than enough money to buy my own damn diamonds—and I do. But when a fan wants to offer a gesture of gratitude, it’s about the connection to the performance, not a transaction for intimacy.
I value myself far too highly for that. I am traditional where it counts. I don’t believe sex is “just sex.” I believe in meaningful intimacy, in honoring the temple of the self, and sharing that only when there is something more involved. I am provocative on the stage, but I am private in my heart.
The Era of “EmpowHer”
Interestingly, my front rows are often filled with screaming women—and I love it. I once had a male customer assume they must all be lesbians. I just giggled and told him, “Yes! Maybe a few! But also, it’s just girls celebrating sexiness and power.”
We are in a “Girl Power” era. These women aren’t there to judge; they’re there to be inspired. They see their own sensuality reflected in my confidence. By being authentic, I’m helping to dismantle the very stigma that tries to categorize us.
The Statistics I Refused to Become
People have been betting against me my entire life.
* The “Welfare” Prediction: When I became a young mother, they said I’d be a statistic and my modeling career was dead. By 21, I owned my own home and vehicle, traveled the world, and raised a son who remains the greatest achievement of my life.
* The “Cut-throat” Band: They said I’d never make it in music. A year later, my band was performing for Jay Leno on The Tonight Show, on E! T.V. with multiple interviews on the radio and in print, building up a solid fan base where we held our own shows.
* The “Man’s Industry”: They said I couldn’t move up in the fitness industry, it was all male managers, don’t even try. I became the top producer in three months and a manager in six.
* The “Political” Stage: They said a Canadian girl would never win a major US title. I went down there and took home Miss Nude USA, along with a slew of other titles, simply because my show was too big to ignore.
Happiness is an Inside Job
If there is one thing this journey has taught me, it’s that your opinion of me is none of my business. Authentic living is the road less traveled, and while people love to preach about “following your heart,” they are often the first to throw stones when you actually do it.
I don’t live to make others comfortable with my choices, nor do I try to convince them to change their opinions of what I do. But I do like to educate people so they can make an informed opinion opposed to one based out of ignorance. I live in alignment with my passion. When you are truly happy, that energy becomes a magnet. People might not always love the path you took, but they love how they feel when they are around your light.
Never judge a book by its cover. You might just miss out on the most interesting story you’ve ever read.

VOTE FOR ME!! The Ed Awards!

Hi peeps! I’ve been nominated for Club Favourite Of them Year for the Ed Awards taking place at the Gentlemens Expo in New Orleans in August!!! Please go and vote for me!!

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